Mass Puke

Today was a growse day. Dealing with sick children is not the best of times. Presto was grumpy and constipated. Heidi picked up some prune juice and I gave him about 2 cans of it. In about 30 minutes he sharted. I was like fwef glad that is over. I put him in a new diaper and placed him back in his play pen with his toys. He is drooling and talking to the toys as usual so I was relieved it was all over. I was online and next thing ya know I hear him puking! His eyes are all puffy and puked all over himself. After about 3 times I figured he was done because he smiled at me. Then I was stripping off his shirt when he puked on my arm and on his tummy. I was completely overtaken with nausia and tried to not focus on the pool of puke. Once I got his clothes off him he was down to one diaper and one sock. So I drooped my sweat shirt on him and he ran around like that all day. He was sitting on my lap while I was on the computer and he puked again! So now I had puke on my leg and on the seat. I cleaned off my leg and him. But I sat down forgetting to clean off the chair. So I sat in it on accident, then like 5 minutes later he had another puking frenzy. I was trying to catch the puke so that the sweatshirt wouldn't be so growse. I had nothing else to put him in. So I was puked on and he had blow out diapers all day. How I love my job. lol