Never Ending Emberassment

My roomies and I were at our ward social. Amanda practically had to drag me there I was not excited in any way. Anyways I was sitting with marie on some chairs. Our Bishops second counselor looks like the green river killer!!! I pointed him out to marie and once I stated my opinion about the killer looking counselor. The Bishop pop's out of NOWHERE!!!! He says "Your name is Jessica Gardner right?" I paled I thought I was in for a lecture. I said yes and he offered his hand to me and he escorted me to the "green river killer." I was getting horrified the closer we got I just don't like the guy at all he creeps me out! Anyways I get over to him and the Bishop says "He has something to ask you." He turned to look at me and asked the bishop is that the girl?" What the bloody heck did I do now?! I haven't even pulled pranks yet and my name is already known in the presidency. Bishop say's yes and they ask if I want to give a talk on Sunday and of course I say yes. So I am giving a talk tomorrow and talked to the "green river killer." There are already guys afraid of me and I don't know what I did I feel like just cornering them and asking "What's your issue?" They look at the ground and go clear to the other side of the hallway and stare at the ground. I'm here for 2 weeks and I'm already considered a threat. LMBO!!!! YEAH SUCKERS!!!!!!!