Frustration/ Bahahaha

My Frustration:
Target: Cheif Editor of Dystopia Magazine.
Background: In my Eng 314 class we are in charge of Magazines and submitting to other magazines to practice our writing and beef up our resumes.

Dear Cheif Editor of Dystopia Magazine,

After I receive feedback from your writer I have 48 hours to resubmit a better version. Due to your lack of organization and leadership. Your reviewer has yet to give me feedback and I am down to 8 hours until my next deadline. I am an organized person down to the minute in my planner. When I don't receive feedback by your deadline that is very bad. Since I panicked all night. I had no clue what to do with myself besides work on it and so I just panicked instead. That resulted in me not finishing an outline for another essay which has a deadline as well. For the writer to track down the Chief Editor and Professor explaining the problem is ridiculous. You as Chief Editor need to show some leadership and professional manners. I am Chief Editor of the "Literature Without Borders" magazine. I had my writers submit the feedback at least 3 hours before the deadline. You are no Chief, if there is any Chief between us it is ME!

Most Ardently,
Jessica Gardner
My Bahaha moments.
I was in math class and my group member blaine asked me if I had a boyfriend. I quickly said no and that I dont do the commitment thing. Then I realized after I said that he might have been asking for his own interest. All I can say is "whoops?" :) Then Micquellyn and I were at the plasma center and there is this really cute nurse guy there named Knox. Its his last name cause I dont know his first one. Anyways I usually chat with him a bit and he is super cute, nerdy cute ;D. I have had the song "Smack That," by Akon stuck in my head all day. I was hooked up to the plasma machine and he walked by me. I suddenly had the urge to jump up get behind him and sing, "Smack that all on the floor, smack that give me some more, smack that til you get sore..." while dancing. I had to remind myslf that there was a needle in my arm and I could not get up to do that and I might get banned for misconduct to the nurse people. Hahahaha but yeah I totally almost did that but I am glad I didn't.